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Testimonials

On Border Control

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Campaign launch rally, 15/6/15

Clownald J. Trump

On His Intelligence

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Twitter, 9/5/13

Clownald J. Trump

On Beverages

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Twitter, 14/10/12

Clownald J. Trump

On His Intelligence

"I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."

Fortune, 3/4/00

Clownald J. Trump

On His Fans

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."

23/1/16

Clownald J. Trump